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Post by Blitz on Aug 26, 2022 5:53:40 GMT -5
THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER
No wonder this guy is the boss, he is sharp! You can't Be any fairer than this . Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to The fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our Taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To Compensate for these increases, our prices would have to Increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our Prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has REALLY been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found Sixty 'Biden/Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted For change... So I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic."
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Post by Blitz on Aug 26, 2022 5:57:27 GMT -5
According to today’s PPI release, price increases over the year in July included:
Eggs: +171.5% Home Heating Oil: +77.9% Fresh Vegetables: +61.5% Gas: +48.9% Turkey: +42.8% Building Materials: +22.7% Airline Services: +22.6% Dairy: +21.3% Overall Food: +15.0%
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2022 20:10:45 GMT -5
They must have accidently reversed the Overall Food percentage.
From my food shopping experience the Overall Food should read 51.0% not 15.0%!
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